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This page had been requested a while back, a place to store old Quotes of the week. I shall try and find some of the old onces and place them here. If you have any quotes you've heard then email them to me, if we get enough in I'll sort out a prize for the best submitted. Thecamstar@musicwithtc.co.uk
'So how old are you.... 38......my dad's 36, he had me when he was 15.... so yes you are too old for me'
'Finally, when we're in the air, if you here me say 'Eject, Eject, Eject'... don't say pardon... as you'll be talking to yourself'
'I can't believe this, I spend 3 hours getting ready to come out and there are people in here, and it looks like they took less than 3 seconds to get ready'
"You'll regret it, maybe not today, maybe not tomorrow, but soon, and for the rest of your life"
'So you on a Fruit and Veg eating plan.... will you be having Tuna, as I heard sometimes that's classed as a vegetable'
'Last night was so awful... there was no football on TV... so I had to talk to the missus'
"It says here that a mule is the offspring of a female donkey and a male horse. Apparently, the opposite (male donkey/female horse) is called a Hinny..... I wonder what the offspring of a female horse and a male horse is called…"
"Look woman, just chill out……. hello, hello, hello"
"Perhaps now she’ll learn her place is in the kitchen"
"I'm pleased to say sir, that we could this working as quickly as five weeks"
"Stop your jibba jabba, you ain't hurt, you're pathetic..... If I see you acting again, you're gonna meet my friend pain"
"Sri Lanka.... So what part of England is that in?"
"Have I met my new girlfriends parents.... err.... yes I have..... she's my cousin”
"YOU SAY YOU HAVE FAITH IN GOD, DON'T THEY SAY SOMETHING ABOUT THE TRUTH SETTING YOU FREE.....BEARING THIS IN MIND... WHY DON'T YOU TELL THE COURT THE TRUTH.... DID YOU KILL YOUR WIFE?"